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If Toddlers Could Text: I’m Not Tired

After three years, I’ve begun to accept that my son is one of those kids who will never, ever admit that he is tired. Negatively, this means my sleep deprivation yawns on and on. Positively, his belligerence has enabled me to create yet another funny fake text message.

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If Toddlers Could Text: Are we There Yet?

Newsflash. The latest entry in my funny text message series is pictured above. It’s all about toddler’s spending every second they are in the car asking questions around the ‘Are we there yet?’ theme. And it goes out to any parent who has undertaken a long car journey with a child aged between 3 and 6 in the last two years. You people are heroes. Heroes, I say. Until next time…