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November 18, 2016June 27, 2019 Father Hood

Dear Father Hood: pinching, biting, scratching – is my kid a psycho?

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Hi, I’m Stuart Hood (aka Father Hood), award-winning writer and hands-on dad to the Bubster. In 2016, my wife and I had a son. This blog is about what happened next…

Today’s top stories & pages

  • 11 questions parents ask when watching Fireman Sam
  • 11 hilarious baby conversations immortalised as text messages
  • 16 hilarious parenting memes
  • Poo Patrol - a funny song about the second stage of toilet training
  • Should parents have to pay nursery fees when their kid is too sick to go?
  • When should my kid start sports classes?
  • Is Fireman Sam sexist?
  • Is watching YouTube turning my kid into a zombie?
  • Dad fashion: 5 things I learned from being The Sunday Times Style's Badly Dressed Man
  • Parenting meme of the day: soft play death stare

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About me

Hi, I’m Stuart Hood (aka Father Hood), award-winning writer and hands-on dad to the Bubster. In 2016, my wife and I had a son. This blog is about what happened next…

Today’s top stories & pages

  • 11 questions parents ask when watching Fireman Sam
  • 11 hilarious baby conversations immortalised as text messages
  • 16 hilarious parenting memes
  • Poo Patrol - a funny song about the second stage of toilet training
  • Should parents have to pay nursery fees when their kid is too sick to go?
  • When should my kid start sports classes?
  • Is Fireman Sam sexist?
  • Is watching YouTube turning my kid into a zombie?
  • Dad fashion: 5 things I learned from being The Sunday Times Style's Badly Dressed Man
  • Parenting meme of the day: soft play death stare

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