Tag: satire

Parenting satire: mum, dad and toddler arrive on time for social event

A mum, dad and toddler have become the talk of the parenting community after footage emerged of them arriving on time for a brunch with friends. The incident, which is Continue reading “Parenting satire: mum, dad and toddler arrive on time for social event”

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Parenting satire: sleep deprived couple have reasoned, logical and successful 3am argument

A British mum and dad have made history by conducting a reasoned, logical and successful argument in the aftermath of their baby waking them up in the early hours of the morning. Continue reading “Parenting satire: sleep deprived couple have reasoned, logical and successful 3am argument”

Parenting satire: dad has two drinks, thinks he’s 21 again

A middle-aged man who woke up with a splitting headache, memory loss and an unusually high level of self-loathing, has been diagnosed with a classic case of dad drinking. Continue reading “Parenting satire: dad has two drinks, thinks he’s 21 again”

Parenting satire: couple sells house to pay for the family summer holiday

A British couple have taken the extraordinary step of selling their house to pay for their next family summer holiday. John and Jane Jamieson decided to put their three-bedroom semi-detached property on the market after researching the cost of a two-week break in Majorca during next year’s school summer holidays. Continue reading “Parenting satire: couple sells house to pay for the family summer holiday”

Parenting satire: celebrity decides against writing children’s book

A celebrity who has recently become a parent has used his Twitter feed to announce that he has no intention of writing a children’s book. The shock revelation, which began trending at around 4.45pm last night, sparked rumours that Continue reading “Parenting satire: celebrity decides against writing children’s book”

Parenting satire: toddler and grandparents successfully complete video call

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A British couple have contacted Guinness World Records after witnessing their toddler and his grandparents carry out a five-minute video call in one, hitch-free session.

The successful communication, which is believed to be an intergenerational first, began around 6.45pm on Sunday evening, when Continue reading “Parenting satire: toddler and grandparents successfully complete video call”

Fake news: I fought the law and the law won

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This morning, I received the above email from Facebook’s incredibly empathetic advertising team. In case you can’t tell, when I said “incredibly empathetic” I was being sarcastic. Over the last 24 hours, I’ve been attempting to discover why the world’s largest social network has banned me from promoting my content on its site. Continue reading “Fake news: I fought the law and the law won”

Parenting satire: toddler selects appropriate outfit

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A British toddler has shocked her parents by dressing herself in an outfit that was not totally and utterly ridiculous.

The bizarre incident took place atΒ Rod and Tina Copthorne’s home in Cornwall last Saturday morning. “During breakfast, our threenager Olivia began whining about wanting to Continue reading “Parenting satire: toddler selects appropriate outfit”

Parent accepts child is to blame for incident at soft play

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Workers at a popular soft play establishment are being offered specialist help after they were not forced to step in and resolve a disagreement between two parents.

Onlookers were expecting to see a classic Saturday morning barney when Continue reading “Parent accepts child is to blame for incident at soft play”

Parenting satire: dad manages to make his wife and son happy at the same time

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A British father has shocked the world by managing to make his wife and son happy at the same time.

The stay at home dad from Nottingham, who asked not to be named for fear of other fathers bombarding him with Facebook messages titled ‘Please, please, please, tell me your secret’, Continue reading “Parenting satire: dad manages to make his wife and son happy at the same time”