A celebrity who has recently become a parent has used his Twitter feed to announce that he has no intention of writing a children’s book. The shock revelation, which began trending at around 4.45pm last night, sparked rumours that Continue reading “Parenting satire: celebrity decides against writing children’s book”
A British couple have contacted Guinness World Records after witnessing their toddler and his grandparents carry out a five-minute video call in one, hitch-free session.
The successful communication, which is believed to be an intergenerational first, began around 6.45pm on Sunday evening, when Continue reading “Parenting satire: toddler and grandparents successfully complete video call”
This morning, I received the above email from Facebook’s incredibly empathetic advertising team. In case you can’t tell, when I said “incredibly empathetic” I was being sarcastic. Over the last 24 hours, I’ve been attempting to discover why the world’s largest social network has banned me from promoting my content on its site. Continue reading “Fake news: I fought the law and the law won”
A British toddler has shocked her parents by dressing herself in an outfit that was not totally and utterly ridiculous.
The bizarre incident took place at Rod and Tina Copthorne’s home in Cornwall last Saturday morning. “During breakfast, our threenager Olivia began whining about wanting to Continue reading “Parenting satire: toddler selects appropriate outfit”
Workers at a popular soft play establishment are being offered specialist help after they were not forced to step in and resolve a disagreement between two parents.
Onlookers were expecting to see a classic Saturday morning barney when Continue reading “Parent accepts child is to blame for incident at soft play”
A British father has shocked the world by managing to make his wife and son happy at the same time.
The stay at home dad from Nottingham, who asked not to be named for fear of other fathers bombarding him with Facebook messages titled ‘Please, please, please, tell me your secret’, Continue reading “Parenting satire: dad manages to make his wife and son happy at the same time”
A celebrity mum has been accused of lifting the pressure on normal mothers, after she failed to Instagram an image of her tight and toned stomach within two months of giving birth.
“It’s disgraceful,” blasted an apoplectic A-lister. “What kind of Continue reading “Parenting satire: celebrity mother under fire for not showing off toned stomach within eight weeks of giving birth”