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Modern nursery rhyme – Out Of Competition Test


Big news, folks. I’ve written a modern nursery rhyme that’ll send a shiver down the spine of professional athletes, sung to the tune of ‘Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man’

Rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, Olympian
Squeeze out some pee as fast as you can
You wee it, half it, mark it ‘A’ or ‘B’
And we send it off to the laboratory!

Funny nursery rhyme – Row, Row, Row Your Machine


Sensation news. I’ve written a new, fitness-improving and funny nursery rhyme, belted out to the tune of ‘Row, Row, Row Your Boat’

Row, row, row your machine
Gently in the gym
Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie
Hashtag fitness win

Row, row, row your machine
Focus on the screen
If your heart rate hits 200
Don’t forget to scream

Row, row, row your machine
Strengthening your core
If you spot someone you like
Don’t forget to roar

Row, row, row your machine
Until you reach 10k
Pat yourself on the back
Then get on with your day

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