The latest entry in my ‘If Toddlers Could Text‘ series was inspired by this morning’s battle to get our son out of the house.Read more
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After three years, I’ve begun to accept that my son is one of those kids who will never, ever admit that he is tired. Negatively, this means my sleep deprivation yawns on and on. Positively, his belligerence has enabled me to create yet another funny fake text message.Read more
Newsflash. The latest entry in my funny text message series is pictured above. It’s all about toddler’s spending every second they are in the car asking questions around the ‘Are we there yet?’ theme. And it goes out to any parent who has undertaken a long car journey with a child aged between 3 and 6 in the last two years. You people are heroes. Heroes, I say. Until next time…
A trip to the supermarket. So joyful and stress free until – duh, duh, duh – you have kids. On the plus side, yesterday’s aisle three meltdown has inspired the latest entry in my much-loved If Toddlers Could Text series.Read more
The latest entry in my ‘If Toddlers Could Text’ series celebrates my son’s nightly bedtime-delaying tactics. He’s not alone – every kid does this, right? (Please let me know in the comments section, below.)
Dressing a toddler is never easy. If they’re naked, they don’t want to put on any underwear. If they’re in pants, they don’t want to wear socks. If they have pants and socks on, they don’t want to wear trousers. And so on. And so on.Read more
Hello everyone. I want to inform you that my son has reached the ‘I Want’ stage. And I thought the best way of doing this was through my soon-to-be award-winning ‘If Toddlers Could Text’ series. Read this new entry (above), laugh, like, find it on my Facebook page and then share, share, share. I thank you in advance.
Remember my hilarious ‘If Babies Could Text’ series? Well, it has had a rebrand to reflect my son’s age and is now called ‘If Toddlers Could Text’ (see what I did there?). The first of the no doubt many toddler text messages I’m going to share with you is above. Enjoy.