If babies could text Vol II: mummy, daddy
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Tag Archives: funny
10 emotions every parent feels during every long car journey
Tractor. Horsey. Birdie. Big lorry. Cow. Moo. Digger. BUS!!!! I begin with a bizarre selection of words that can only mean one thing. You guessed it, fellow parents. I did indeed spend a significant percentage of last weekend Continue reading
If babies could text Vol I: water
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Dear Father Hood: why do new dads always get so drunk on the first night of a stag weekend?
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Stag. Stag. Stag. Stag. Stag. Awooo. Awooo. Awooo. Apologies for the excitable start to this answer, but I am just back from a three-day stag in the Icelandic capital of Reykjavik. It was the second big bachelor party I’ve been on since our little man was born and I can confirm that I Continue reading
8 reasons why I’m glad my kid doesn’t sleep through the night
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“Always look on the bright side of life,” sang the Monty Python crew and for once I’m going to take the British comedians up on their offer. I know, I know. It’s incredible, but it’s true. Instead of using this Continue reading
Pop Goes the Calpol
9 great moments in every parent’s life
Give me a ‘P’. Give me an ‘A’. Give me an ‘R’. Give me an ‘E’. Give me an ‘N’. Give me a ‘T’. Give me an ‘S’. What does it spell? Parents! Woooooo. I bring you Continue reading
10 things that have surprised me since I became a parent
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Surprise! After last week’s oh-so-predictable rundown of the 13 things I do less since becoming a parent, I thought I’d Continue reading
13 things I do less since becoming a parent
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Fans of my blog (hi, mum) will recall that the very first Father-Hood.co.uk Midweek List revolved around 17 things I do more since becoming a parent. Since that article did Continue reading
6 times Catastrophe nailed the reality of modern parenting
It has taken a while, but my wife and I have now finally got to the stage where we are able to put our son to bed and then head downstairs to wolf down dinner, collapse on the sofa and Continue reading
