Category: TRUE STORIES

Once upon a time a rookie daddy… ruptured his Achilles tendon

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The results are in. The votes have been counted. And Drs Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway have taken to the stage to deliver their diagnosis. My ultrasound scan has revealed Continue reading “Once upon a time a rookie daddy… ruptured his Achilles tendon”

Once upon a time a rookie daddy… went to the bathroom at 3am

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So how are we all doing today? I’m not great, mainly because my wife are I have just had a nightmare night. The issues began at 3am when I needed to Continue reading “Once upon a time a rookie daddy… went to the bathroom at 3am”

Once upon a time a rookie daddy… attempted a solo nappy change in Glasgow airport

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Yes, yes, yes. I am indeed talking about poop again. But in my defence what you are about to read must go down as one of the most fraught, panic-stricken and Continue reading “Once upon a time a rookie daddy… attempted a solo nappy change in Glasgow airport”

Once upon a time a rookie daddy…went up to the breakfast buffet covered in poopy

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I’ve never been a fashionista, but, apart from when savagely hungover, I have always taken some degree of a pride in my appearance. If my shirt had a stain, it was Continue reading “Once upon a time a rookie daddy…went up to the breakfast buffet covered in poopy”

Once upon a time a rookie daddy… drove to his friends’ wedding in Scotland

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There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to hold his hands up and admit he made a mistake. Or, if you are me, lots of times. One of the more recent came during Continue reading “Once upon a time a rookie daddy… drove to his friends’ wedding in Scotland”