Nursery Rhymes 2.0 – Out Of Competition Test

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A new ditty that’ll send a shiver down the spine of professional athletes, sung to the tune of ‘Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man’

Rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, Olympian
Squeeze out some pee as fast as you can
You wee it, half it, mark it ‘A’ or ‘B’
And we send it off to the laboratory!

One comment on “Nursery Rhymes 2.0 – Out Of Competition Test

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